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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, although to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work due to losing my agent when I became a full time carer to my mother who had dementia. and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non-existent. Having said I’m retired, I don’t think there really is such a thing as a retired actor for I am still available for work, I just don’t have an agent or any connections with regards to obtaining any worthwhile work. I have over the years done student films when there is nothing else available, always low paid (if at all) the only incentive was always the promised copy of the finished film for your show reel which nine times out of ten always failed to materialise. I spent many years looking after my aged mother and shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex-girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again, resulting in us getting married in 2013. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which tells of my continuing dilemmas in dealing with the rigors of the countryside from the unexpectedly large number of pollens, fungal moulds and hay products waiting to attack the unsuspecting townie. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company, The Plays Wot I Wrote and The Battle of Barking Creek both available on Amazon.co.uk and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. I am delighted to say that since venturing to the countryside where space is not quite the premium it is in town, I have due to the availability of two double garages acquired more classic cars to form a small collection the pride of which are a 1947 Bentley Mk VI and a 2000 Bentley Arnage. My various blogs and websites are continually evolving and I’m sure that by following the appropriate links you will find something which will edify or amuse. I have written a number of different books all available on Amazon, so don't be shy should you feel the urge to purchase. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Joe-Wells/e/B06XKWFQHT/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

D DAY CELEBRATIONS.

A D Day celebration and just round the corner from me in the next village, “that’s handy Harry.”

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THE MIDLAND HOTEL MORECAMBE.

Rather belatedly I am uploading a couple of photos from our weekend in Morecambe. I have very little to add except to say, The Midland Hotel has changed hands and is not up to its usual standard, one hopes they … Continue reading

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SAME HOTEL DIFFERENT REVUE.

We went at the weekend for one of our 40’s events at The Midland Hotel in Morecambe which is a fabulous Art Deco hotel and is not the cheapest hotel in the world but the service and ambience etc were … Continue reading

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SADIQ KHAN 25 POINTS AHEAD TO WIN LONDON MAYOR. OH DEAR OH DEAR!

How can this be, he has made the place one of the most unfriendly and expensive places to own a motor car, where you have to pay to park in the road where you live and with all his bus … Continue reading

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SEE YOU AT SYWELL.

I am a little late posting these photos of our trip at the weekend to the rather lovely See you at Sywell event which took place at the Art Deco Aviator hotel at Sywell aerodrome. Very good!

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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WORLD WAR THREE BROKE OUT.

There has of late been some speculation in the press of late as to what would happen if World War Three were to break out with apparently over thirty percent of the youth of today not willing to volunteer or … Continue reading

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POLICE INVESTIGATING A VIRTUAL RAPE IN THE METAVERSE.

I was somewhat surprised when I read of this story which reported that the Police are investigating the first case of rape in the metaverse after a girl under the age of 16 whose digital character was raped by a … Continue reading

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HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT FINISHED WITH 2023, I HAVE TO SAY I ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE OF IT AND WOULD LIKE TO WISH ALL OUR FRIENDS A HAPPY NEW YEAR AND LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING THEM AGAIN NEXT YEAR WHEN WE … Continue reading

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SIR ALEC GUINESS, FAIRY TALE RUBBISH.

I came across this on Facebook and I have to say Sir Alec Guiness has summed up my feelings about so many of the modern films made today which unfortunately seem to be favoured by the young and the mass … Continue reading

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TEACHERS TOLD NOT TO USE PUPILS CHOSEN PRONOUNS.

Under new government guidance on how best to support transgender students, teachers in England have been told they do not have to address pupils in their chosen pronouns. Unfortunately the current crop of teachers who seem to be a little … Continue reading

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