Suspension from Yahoo

I have just been suspended from Yahoo answers, oh the shame , I’ll never hold my head up in the RAC Club again.

My girlfriend encouraged me to give some answers on Yahoo answers but it seems I have inadvertently upset the Americans, it appears from their reaction that I have accidentally started World War Three.

My error was to answer a question which asked about protons and neutrons etc to which my answer was; ‘I’m damned if I know the answer as nuclear physics never was my strong subject’.

Whilst this may not have been the answer they were looking for it was, at least from my point of view an honest one but it seems that I have upset Yahoo who have misinterpreted my slightly sarcastic answers; translation from English to American is always fraught with disaster.

Take for example the message sent by the British in 1939; ‘Help, the Second World War has started’. It took until December 1941 for this message to get through and even then needed a gentle reminder from the Japanese when they bombed Pearl Harbour.

I am now, as you may know a ruddy faced countrman blissfully happy in my rural idyll not wishing to upset anyone.

I hope this little misunderstanding with Yahoo will be corrected as soon as possible and I can get back to sharing my knowledge with people from all over the world; I was just beginning to enjoy it!

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About The Diary of a Country Bumpkin

I am a retired actor, althought to be honest I only retired because I wasn't getting any work and the option of becoming an unemployed actor/waiter at my age was ludicrous, especially as my waiting skills are non existant. I spent many years looking after my aged mother who had dementia, hence the lack of acting work but shortly after her death I was lucky enough to run into an ex girlfriend of many years ago and our romance blossomed once again. My move to the countryside inspired me to write The Diary of a Country Bumpkin which if I had the time would be updated on a much more frequent basis, however country life and children seem to be a full time occupation. I enjoy writing, see my play Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori on The Wireless Theatre Company and am very fond of classic cars so my ideal occupation would be acting in a film I had written set in the 1930s/40s, we live in hopes. That's all for now, toodle pip.
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